twilight...

ok, whos read the twilight series? am i the only one? well heres my take on the series:

1-bella:

• nice girl.
• hangs out with the wrong crowd.
• might have schizophrenia.
• has a messed up mind.

2-Edward:

• one of the good guys.
• beautiful in every way possible.
• could be one of the made up characters by Bella's schizophrenia...?
• can read minds

3- Jasper:

• another schizo. made up
• still beautiful.
• can make your emotions change at will.
• isn't that sneaky.
• is a master of any emotion.
• loves Alice

4-Rosalie:

• pig-headed.
• beautiful (especially physically).
• has had major pain in the past.
• is smart.
• hates being a vampire more then the rest.
• loves Emmet

5-Alice:

• is very dangerous (more then the rest).
• can see the future.
• loves cars.
• very stylish...
• loves jasper

6-Emmet:

• the strongest.
• very jolly.
• loves Rosalie

7-Dr. carlisle:

smart.

• the oldest of the Cullen's/hales
• adopted father of the younger Cullen's/hales
• works at a hospital, with blood, but can somehow resist blood?

8-Esme:

• beautiful.
• motherly.
• smart.

thats all we really know about the cullens and hales. and doesnt my schizophrenic look on things work? i mean, look at every detail, shes being attacked, she is special... look everything works out for schizophrenia! although i hope its not , because i love Edward too much, and how would Bella react to taking those pills, and making him go away... ugh. i dont know, maybe she is, maybe shes not.